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　　1, you are in a bad mood? Imagine a tree it for 20 years, and then into a toilet paper...
　　2, with a woman sad: died and no han! The goddess of happiness: han for life.
　　3, seriously you're lost, has been seriously you win.
　　4, disorderly life easy to get sick, I got infected, just like a sister in the park yesterday in the field, just catch a cold today.
　　5, thousands of miles to meet rich, money is the opposite hand hard to take. Hundreds of mend cultivate crossing, but millions to mend altogether pillow sleep.
　　6, that there are three things in the world is someone take don't walk: one is eating the food in the stomach, 2 it is hidden in the heart of the dream, 3 it is to read a book into the brain. So to be the best way is to do a good reading have ideal version.
　　7, sports can let your heart felt okay, prevent osteoporosis, heart and lung function, exercise the most important thing is that I can lose weight! Girl running every day 60, 2000 meters and sit-ups can keep beautiful figure, when you don't need to worry for your body, then, you can concentrate on considering the ugly things.
　　8, why do you say adversity talents? Just like your ass was holding up every day, also is not larger than the chest.
　　9, admire myself, can enhance self-confidence, smile in the mirror every morning and said to the eyes, you are really a fine eyes, the nose said: you are so slim without, said to the mouth, you are really articulate, said to drop hair, you traitor.
　　10, easier than on the bed to sleep, where is the car, place to sleep more easily than the car is a 2010sjb.com desk.